18 Jul '18

Funniest Long Jokes About Job Interview

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Funniest Long Jokes About Job Interview

Funniest Long Jokes About Job Interview

Three people are called for an interview before the day of the interview the employer took the guys out for a fancy dinner to sense the strengths and weaknesses of his future employee.

The day of the interview.

The first guy went in. The employer asked several questions and the guy answered. The employer was impressed with Guy # 1. He asked one last question

“What is the fastest thing in the world?” the employer asked.

“Electricity. Because if you flip a switch a light would (snaps) instantly fill the room” Guy # 1 responded.

Again the employer was impressed.

He called in Guy # 2 for the interview. The interview went well and the employer was impressed too with Guy # 2 so he asked the same last question.

“Thought,” said Guy # 2

“Because thoughts are made in an instant. It built wonders around the world.”

Again, the employer was impressed.

He called in the last interviewee.

Guy # 3 was pale and looked sickly. He was sweating all over.

“Are you okay?” the employer asked.

“I’m fine. Please let’s push on with the interview” said Guy # 3.

The interview went well with Guy # 3. The employer again asked the same question.

“Diarrhea,” said Guy # 3

“Excuse me?” said the Employer confusingly

“You see. After dinner last night my stomach went bad. As I went to the bathroom before I could even think and turn on the lights, shit came out.”

He got the job.