15 Jul '18

(Funny Jokes) An elderly man in Louisiana owned a farm with a large pond in the back

An elderly man in Louisiana owned a farm with a large pond in the back. The pond was nicely set up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One afternoon, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and gather some fruit. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to for the fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”

Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”