22 Jul '18

Hilarious Long Joke About Two People Moving to America

Hilarious long joke of the day. This is a funny long joke about Giuseppe and Luigi who recently moved to America. It is a long joke but the ending will shock you.

Hilarious Long Joke About Two People Moving to America


Giuseppe and Luigi were lifelong friends from the old country. They both moved to America, had good careers, retired, and now met in the park every day. One day, Luigi got to the park and Giuseppe wasn’t there. Giuseppe was always there first. For 15 years, Luigi never got to the park first. He was so worried about his friend.

Suddenly, a limousine pulls up and Giuseppe gets out.

“Giuseppe, you’re late. Where have you been?”

“Oh Luigi, it was the strangest thing. I was waiting for you, like I always do, when up drives this beautiful car. And out steps this beautiful woman!”

“What happened then?”

“The woman looked at me like my dear departed wife did the first time we did it. She said I should take a drive with her.”

“So what did you do?”

“Luigi, I went for a drive! Then we went out to a beautiful spot by the river.”

“What happened then?”

“She gets out of the car, so I get out of the car.”

“What happened then?”

“She took off all of her clothes. She was so young and beautiful, just like my dear Sophia.”

“And then what happened?”

“The woman looked at me right in my eyes and said “Take it!”

“Giuseppe, what did you do?”

“I took the car. Her clothes wouldn’t fit!”