9 Jul '18

(Long Jokes) A mobster discovers that his deaf accountant has cheated him out of 10 million bucks

A mobster discovers that his deaf accountant has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.

He confronts him, bringing along an interpreter. “Ask him where the money is,” the mobster says.

The interpreter does so, and the accountant signs back, “What are you talking about?”

The interpreter tells the godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

The mobster puts a pistol to the accountant’s head. “Ask him again!”

The interpreter signs, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!”

“Okay, okay!” the accountant signs back. “The money is buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard!”

“What’d he say?” asks the don.

“He says that you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”